oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles

bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

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